well butter my buns and call me a biscuit

friends, family, and music. i believe in having fun every second of every day. all other details about myself are irrelevant. i wanna know about you.

omg. Please, tell me this is a joke.

biskitstix:

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biskitstix:

There is a local band called Looking For Alaska. Oh, jeez. Not only is that incredibly tacky, but it’s also like you’re trying to say “Oh, look at us! We’re so indie and hip! We’ve read a book that isn’t very popular! Except it is popular because every hipster in the world has read it!” Please, someone.. find these people a brain.. that can come up with original names for their band. Seriously.

Not really sure why you’re bashing a bunch of really nice people that you don’t even know, that you’ve never even met. They named their band Looking for Alaska because that’s a great book, not because they’re unoriginal. It’s not like they just said, “Gah, guys I can’t think of a name! Oh look, that book’s called Looking For Alaska.. That’s cool enough! Oh man, it’s so0o0o hip and indie, juzt leik r band!!!~” Have you listened to their music? Probably not, you’re too busy judging them on their name and making false assumptions about them. They’re some really nice guys and they care a lot about their music. And I’m not really sure why you’re saying that they’re trying to be “indie and hip” when it’s obvious that all you do is try sooo hard to be “indie” and a “hipster” or whatever. You should see the way this makes you look. It doesn’t make people dislike Looking For Alaska, it just makes you look like a trash-talking jerk. You wonder why you people don’t want to be your friend, but look at the way you talk about people that you don’t even know. Calling them “brainless.” Talking about people badly doesn’t make anyone want to be your friend, and it just makes you look tacky.

lol. If you weren’t friends with those people.. you would be agreeing with me. I know it’s a good book, but in my opinion.. it’s just kinda tacky to name your band after a popular book or movie. No, I didn’t listen to them because I honestly don’t care to. I don’t see where you’re getting the idea that all I do is try sooo hard to be indie and hip. That doesn’t make sense to me at all. I didn’t know anything I did was considered that. Sure.. I listen to some ‘indie’ bands. Big deal. That means I’m trying to be a hipster? If so.. then.. you’re doing the exact same thing.

I’m sure if someone said something rude about one of your friends you’d defend them, wouldn’t you? Actually you probably wouldn’t because I remember when we were friends and you dated Christian even though he talked crap about Rachel and me. And you definitely are trying pretty hard with your “lol i listen 2 such cul bands that nobodys evr herd uv. lolol my dog is such a hipzter!!~ look @ my lookbook omGGGGgGG!!!~ ehehe oh wait wutz a hipsterreR??!! naht meeE?Ee?!~~~~~” You should probably lay off the arrogance for a while becase it’s not really making you and friends or making you look cool. You just have low self esteem and you act arrogant so nobody will know that you’re lonely and have no friends except your dog and your brother and your internet pals..

Wow. Get over it, okay? I was like.. 13? And I hated him within a week because I realized I was stupid for liking him because he was rude to my friends. In case you don’t remember.. I apologized about a million times. And you obviously never forgave me because we never became good friends again after that. I also don’t think you’re one to talk when it comes to being a good friend. You’re the one that treated Rachel and me like complete crap when you started going to that new school and you had your new friends and ya know what.. they were rude to us! Wow. This world is a funny place, isn’t it? You never apologized though. I don’t even know if you were aware of any it.

Also.. Learn what a joke is. If I use the word ‘hipster’.. I’m not being serious. I don’t even know why I have a Lookbook. I thought the outfits on there were nice, and I wanted to be able to, I guess, ‘join the community’. I’ve actually met some really awesome people there.

Actually, I never tried to treat you guys like crap, ever. You two started hanging out all of the time and never included me in anything. Never called me to hang out or talked to me at all. You guys became “bff” and I was left to find new friends, so I did. And I don’t even know what you’re talking about when you say that they treated you like crap..

We tried to include you, but we always got the vibe that you didn’t want to hangout with us and you were annoyed because we asked like every week… so we stopped asking as often. And then every time we asked after that.. you were doing something with them. They were never rude when you were paying attention, but when you weren’t.. they definitely were not very nice to us. It was really lame because I knew them before you had ever met them and then once they became your friend.. they all hated me.

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omg. Please, tell me this is a joke.

biskitstix:

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biskitstix:

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biskitstix:

There is a local band called Looking For Alaska. Oh, jeez. Not only is that incredibly tacky, but it’s also like you’re trying to say “Oh, look at us! We’re so indie and hip! We’ve read a book that isn’t very popular! Except it is popular because every hipster in the world has read it!” Please, someone.. find these people a brain.. that can come up with original names for their band. Seriously.

Not really sure why you’re bashing a bunch of really nice people that you don’t even know, that you’ve never even met. They named their band Looking for Alaska because that’s a great book, not because they’re unoriginal. It’s not like they just said, “Gah, guys I can’t think of a name! Oh look, that book’s called Looking For Alaska.. That’s cool enough! Oh man, it’s so0o0o hip and indie, juzt leik r band!!!~” Have you listened to their music? Probably not, you’re too busy judging them on their name and making false assumptions about them. They’re some really nice guys and they care a lot about their music. And I’m not really sure why you’re saying that they’re trying to be “indie and hip” when it’s obvious that all you do is try sooo hard to be “indie” and a “hipster” or whatever. You should see the way this makes you look. It doesn’t make people dislike Looking For Alaska, it just makes you look like a trash-talking jerk. You wonder why you people don’t want to be your friend, but look at the way you talk about people that you don’t even know. Calling them “brainless.” Talking about people badly doesn’t make anyone want to be your friend, and it just makes you look tacky.

lol. If you weren’t friends with those people.. you would be agreeing with me. I know it’s a good book, but in my opinion.. it’s just kinda tacky to name your band after a popular book or movie. No, I didn’t listen to them because I honestly don’t care to. I don’t see where you’re getting the idea that all I do is try sooo hard to be indie and hip. That doesn’t make sense to me at all. I didn’t know anything I did was considered that. Sure.. I listen to some ‘indie’ bands. Big deal. That means I’m trying to be a hipster? If so.. then.. you’re doing the exact same thing.

I’m sure if someone said something rude about one of your friends you’d defend them, wouldn’t you? Actually you probably wouldn’t because I remember when we were friends and you dated Christian even though he talked crap about Rachel and me. And you definitely are trying pretty hard with your “lol i listen 2 such cul bands that nobodys evr herd uv. lolol my dog is such a hipzter!!~ look @ my lookbook omGGGGgGG!!!~ ehehe oh wait wutz a hipsterreR??!! naht meeE?Ee?!~~~~~” You should probably lay off the arrogance for a while becase it’s not really making you and friends or making you look cool. You just have low self esteem and you act arrogant so nobody will know that you’re lonely and have no friends except your dog and your brother and your internet pals..

Wow. Get over it, okay? I was like.. 13? And I hated him within a week because I realized I was stupid for liking him because he was rude to my friends. In case you don’t remember.. I apologized about a million times. And you obviously never forgave me because we never became good friends again after that. I also don’t think you’re one to talk when it comes to being a good friend. You’re the one that treated Rachel and me like complete crap when you started going to that new school and you had your new friends and ya know what.. they were rude to us! Wow. This world is a funny place, isn’t it? You never apologized though. I don’t even know if you were aware of any it.

Also.. Learn what a joke is. If I use the word ‘hipster’.. I’m not being serious. I don’t even know why I have a Lookbook. I thought the outfits on there were nice, and I wanted to be able to, I guess, ‘join the community’. I’ve actually met some really awesome people there.

Actually, I never tried to treat you guys like crap, ever. You two started hanging out all of the time and never included me in anything. Never called me to hang out or talked to me at all. You guys became “bff” and I was left to find new friends, so I did. And I don’t even know what you’re talking about when you say that they treated you like crap..

omg. Please, tell me this is a joke.

biskitstix:

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biskitstix:

There is a local band called Looking For Alaska. Oh, jeez. Not only is that incredibly tacky, but it’s also like you’re trying to say “Oh, look at us! We’re so indie and hip! We’ve read a book that isn’t very popular! Except it is popular because every hipster in the world has read it!” Please, someone.. find these people a brain.. that can come up with original names for their band. Seriously.

Not really sure why you’re bashing a bunch of really nice people that you don’t even know, that you’ve never even met. They named their band Looking for Alaska because that’s a great book, not because they’re unoriginal. It’s not like they just said, “Gah, guys I can’t think of a name! Oh look, that book’s called Looking For Alaska.. That’s cool enough! Oh man, it’s so0o0o hip and indie, juzt leik r band!!!~” Have you listened to their music? Probably not, you’re too busy judging them on their name and making false assumptions about them. They’re some really nice guys and they care a lot about their music. And I’m not really sure why you’re saying that they’re trying to be “indie and hip” when it’s obvious that all you do is try sooo hard to be “indie” and a “hipster” or whatever. You should see the way this makes you look. It doesn’t make people dislike Looking For Alaska, it just makes you look like a trash-talking jerk. You wonder why you people don’t want to be your friend, but look at the way you talk about people that you don’t even know. Calling them “brainless.” Talking about people badly doesn’t make anyone want to be your friend, and it just makes you look tacky.

lol. If you weren’t friends with those people.. you would be agreeing with me. I know it’s a good book, but in my opinion.. it’s just kinda tacky to name your band after a popular book or movie. No, I didn’t listen to them because I honestly don’t care to. I don’t see where you’re getting the idea that all I do is try sooo hard to be indie and hip. That doesn’t make sense to me at all. I didn’t know anything I did was considered that. Sure.. I listen to some ‘indie’ bands. Big deal. That means I’m trying to be a hipster? If so.. then.. you’re doing the exact same thing.

 I’m sure if someone said something rude about one of your friends you’d defend them, wouldn’t you? Actually you probably wouldn’t because I remember when we were friends and you dated Christian even though he talked crap about Rachel and me. And you definitely are trying pretty hard with your “lol i listen 2 such cul bands that nobodys evr herd uv. lolol my dog is such a hipzter!!~ look @ my lookbook omGGGGgGG!!!~ ehehe oh wait wutz a hipsterreR??!! naht meeE?Ee?!~~~~~” You should probably lay off the arrogance for a while becase it’s not really making you and friends or making you look cool. You just have low self esteem and you act arrogant so nobody will know that you’re lonely and have no friends except your dog and your brother and your internet pals..

omg. Please, tell me this is a joke.

biskitstix:

There is a local band called Looking For Alaska. Oh, jeez. Not only is that incredibly tacky, but it’s also like you’re trying to say “Oh, look at us! We’re so indie and hip! We’ve read a book that isn’t very popular! Except it is popular because every hipster in the world has read it!” Please, someone.. find these people a brain.. that can come up with original names for their band. Seriously.

 Not really sure why you’re bashing a bunch of really nice people that you don’t even know, that you’ve never even met. They named their band Looking for Alaska because that’s a great book, not because they’re unoriginal. It’s not like they just said, “Gah, guys I can’t think of a name! Oh look, that book’s called Looking For Alaska.. That’s cool enough! Oh man, it’s so0o0o hip and indie, juzt leik r band!!!~” Have you listened to their music? Probably not, you’re too busy judging them on their name and making false assumptions about them. They’re some really nice guys and they care a lot about their music. And I’m not really sure why you’re saying that they’re trying to be “indie and hip” when it’s obvious that all you do is try sooo hard to be “indie” and a “hipster” or whatever. You should see the way this makes you look. It doesn’t make people dislike Looking For Alaska, it just makes you look like a trash-talking jerk. You wonder why you people don’t want to be your friend, but look at the way you talk about people that you don’t even know. Calling them “brainless.” Talking about people badly doesn’t make anyone want to be your friend, and it just makes you look tacky.

srsly:

Darryl: And a clown.Dwight: I’m Jigsaw, you idiot.Darryl: You’re not as scary as Bookface over there.Jim: Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as Bookface.

srsly:

Darryl: And a clown.
Dwight: I’m Jigsaw, you idiot.
Darryl: You’re not as scary as Bookface over there.
Jim: Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as Bookface.

Tonight sucked. Mute Math tomorrow. I'm excited. But right now I'm really tired and upset.

biskitstix:

Ugh. People are so stupid. I wish I could just move and completely forget about this place and all of the people here. And find somewhere that I actually fit in and people like me for me. And they actually care about me. And they treat me like someone should treat their friends. I want to know what it’s like to have a friend that treats me like I’ve always treated my friends. I’m a selfish bitch but god you can’t say I’ve ever been a bad friend to anyone.

Fuck. I’m going to bed.

Why must 3-5 years be so long? I’m ready to leave. Right now. I don’t even care where I’m going. I just want to get out of here.

 Remember when you started dating Christian even though he was really rude to me and Rachel and called us names, and you didn’t even defend us one bit? great friend.. just sayin’.

fuckyeahtattoos:

First tattoo. Wish I could look at it more often.
Done by Phooki at Steady Tattoo, Minneapolis, MN

fuckyeahtattoos:

First tattoo. Wish I could look at it more often.

Done by Phooki at Steady Tattoo, Minneapolis, MN